This Is Hilarious… And So Not True!!!

But it certainly put a smile on my face (and made me have delusions of grandeur about how much sway I have in the world)!

Where do people come up with this stuff?

* Please note that there is language in the above link that is not suitable for children. Please make sure that there are no children in the room when you click on the link. (I’m just trying to be a responsible citizen!)